Friend to everyone in the industry and brother of adult film star, Amber Lynn, Buck Adams has passed away due to complications of a stroke. 53 years young, born Charles Stephen Allen on November 15, 1955, Buck Adams has left all of us many wonderful memories and he will surely be missed.
Toy Number 1: 
Among the world’s most popular vibrating massagers, the Hitachi Magic Wand is truly in a class by itself. Both a sexual stimulator and muscle relaxer, women from across the globe have sworn by its benefits. The electric massager needs no batteries, so it’s ready to go whenever you are. The hefty 9″ handle with simple push button controls allows you to switch from gentle to powerful vibrations in seconds, and the 2.5″ vibrating head feels as good working out a tired back as it does stimulating your intimate regions. Try covering the head with a towel for a different sensation!
And if you’re a woman on the go, like me, try the cordless Acuvibe!
Toy Number 2: The Rabbit (Cordless of course) 
You’re favorite Rabbit vibrator is now better than ever! The Jack Rabbit, a long time favorite with all the girls is now rechargeable! No need for batteries, just plug-in and recharge the built in unit for over seventy-five minutes of the ultimate in self-satisfaction. Three independent levels of rotation and vibration plus the new reverse button provide nine different levels of power. The Jelly head and bunny are made from the same wonderful, soft material as always, taking you to levels of self-satisfaction you never thought possible before you tried the toy that most women can’t live without!
Toy Number 3: The Pocket Rocket 
Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me? The future is now with the I Vibe, a small, powerful pocket rocket that is as beautiful to look at as it is to operate. It’s portable, so discretion is not a problem, just stash it away and take it wherever you want! Then, when the urge hits, you’re just moments away from glorious vibration sensations.
These are just a few of my favs, more cummin soon!
Next time your getting to know yourself in a one on one situation,rubbing one out, or just plain old masturbating be sure to use one of these crazy euphemisms to add a little spice to your popshot! Using any one of these is sure to have you explaining yourself for hours!
For the ladies:
Feeling your funnel
Fiddle with your middle
Fiddling the bean
Filling the pink taco
Filling your niche
Finding yourself
Finger
Finger bang
Finger blasting
Finger dipping
Finger Fuck
Finger fucking
Finger Job
Finger pie
Fingerbating
Fingering
Fingering something out
Fingernail Board Work
Fingerpainting
Finger-pole the hole
Finishing the job
Fishing
Fishing for cumpliments
Fishing for mackerel
Five knuckle gusset shuffle
Flash flood
Flickin’ the bean
Flickin’ your clit
Flicking the switch
Flicking the tic tac
Flipping the light switch repeatedly
Flit the clit
Flitting your clit
Flossing the cat
Flounder feeling
Fluff your muff
Fluffing the kitty
Fluffing the muff
Frigging
The talented guys over at Blame Society Films were seriously on one when they canme up with Chad Vader, a spinoff of you know who, only this guy is a manager of a grocery store….just watch the video, it’s funny as hell and it certainly answers a few of those “what if” questions.
I love everything these guys do they need a friggin network all to themselves. Enjoy the horrors of being a pumpkin. This video will make you feel better about being a part of the human experience…
Okay I have no excuse here other than the fact that I’ve had some free time lately with my computers all processing videos and images for my new websites. Downtime always drives me crazy and since idle hands ARE the devils workshop I thought I ‘d share my new evil with you, animation. And with Halloween close at hand what time could be more appropriate? New skins for the site and new things to make fun of….
My first stop-motion horror flick…..Holler-weenie….
There’s a really cool show on Youtube and I wish I could meet this chick cause she’s hot and likes to hurt people! It’s a very sexy and funny show so please have a look cause I know you’ll be hooked like I am.
So there’s a little, okay not so little sex toy available for men. It’s called the Venus 2000 and it’s a real sucker! I mean it guys, it sucks you into stupidity and all without the help of a vagina or a womans hot mouth. Ladies we’re being replaced! All for just under $1000.00 US with plenty of attachments included. Now if they added this machine to the inside of a Real Doll( at a starting price of $6500.00 US) women would probably all have to move to Rikers Island prison just so someone would have someone to listen to us!! LOL
I saw a website full of insults and just thought it’d be fun to share a few of my favs with you. I’d never say this shit to anyone I know but dammit sometimes I do think thoughts like this. If you got any better ones feel free to comment!
The best: You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper
Have patience my pets, I have plenty more where those came from! LOL
This post is for every bumper sticker that made you laugh or gave you something to think about while you were stuck in traffic on your way to work or home. Feel free to comment and add a few of your own to the mix if this list reminds you of a few good ones!
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Jesus loves you, but I think your an asshole!
Zero to dick in 60 seconds.
Very Funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes…
Madness takes its toll–please have exact change ready.
Don’t Honk - I’m Pedaling as Fast as I Can
If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You’re In Range
This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I have PMS and a handgun. ANY QUESTIONS?
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you’re still an IDIOT!
Smile. It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
When there’s a will, I want to be in it!
Tastes like chicken keep on licking. Tastes like trout get the fuck out!
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Forget about World Peace….visualize using your turn signal.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Born free… taxed to death.
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!
Don’t blame me! I didn’t vote!
Mopeds are like fat women. Fun to ride but you don’t want to be seen with em!
If you can read this… Your parents will be home in two minutes.
Don’t drink and drive…. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student!
Nice People Swallow!
Honk if you have had sex with Clinton.
Hang Up And Drive!
If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention!
This car is not abandoned!
I STOP FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
Don’t like my driving? Call 1-800-FUCK-YOU
“KEEP HONKING”…. I’M RELOADING
Enjoy Life - Eat Out More Often
If your cute,single,and rich, HONK!
If you don’t trust me with my decision, how can you trust me with a baby? Pro-Choice For Abortion
Don’t laugh, your daughter could be in here.
WARNING: Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition.
Sex is like air, it’s only bad when your not getting any.
My wife’s other car is a broom.
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
Constipated people don’t give a shit.
Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself.
If you drink don’t park, accidents cause people.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
It’s not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.
If your not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.
I’m out of bed and dressed….What more do you want?
I love cats…dead ones.
I don’t have an attitude problem…You have a perception problem.
One good thing about Alzheimer’s is you get to meet new people every day.
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software.
I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
I can’t dial 911. There’s no 11 on my phone.
Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names.
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Don’t get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.
Zero to bitch in 10 seconds
I don’t discriminate, I hate everyone!
Life is like a bowl of cherries, and I’m in the pits!
Can’t sleep, clown will eat me; Can’t sleep, clown will eat me……
Wine me, Dine me, 69 me!
Student Driver-Get the hell out of my way!
HONK! If Monica Lewinsky blew you!
Constipated people don’t give a crap.
Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.
If you drink don’t park, accidents cause people.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
Please tell your pants its not polite to point.
If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.
Thank you for pot smoking.
To all you virgins thanks for nothing.
If at first you don’t succeed…blame someone else and seek counseling.
Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No Hard Feelings”.
If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.
If you’re not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.
Barney sucks.
Life is too short. Don’t be a dick.
Forget Subtlety… FUCK YOU!
Most of the time I swallow, but for asshole’s like you, I spit…
Fuck the dog watch out for the owner.
If it’s tourist season, Then why can’t we hunt them.
Work Harder. People on Welfare Depend on You.
Hire the handicapped, they’re fun to watch.
Happiness is lipstick on my dipstick!
A hard on doesn’t count as personal growth.
I cant remember if I’m the good twin or the bad one.
I just want revenge. Is that so bad?
I’m smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!
I may be fat, but you are ugly and I can lose weight.
So many cats…..so few recipes.
My other ride is your MOTHER!!
Practicing Safe Sex? Give yourself a hand!
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